The Republic of Terrible Farming Nation 808 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.475 billion Terrible Farming Nation 808ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 26.2%.

The sizeable but inefficient Terrible Farming Nation 808ian economy, worth 78.5 trillion terrible monies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 31,698 terrible monies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Leader reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, auditors are gutting every governmental department, and you're only as old as you feel. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Terrible Farming Nation 808's national animal is the terrible animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Terrible Farming Nation 808 is ranked 190,111^th in the world and 7,432^nd in Balder for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring zero on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.